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Town centre streaker arrested
POLICE arrested a man who was seen running through a Hampshire town centre.
The streaker was spotted outside Strides Cycles in Commercial Road, Totton, shortly after 6.30am yesterday.
One eyewitness said: "I was just driving along when I saw this man running down the street stark naked.
"I thought I must have been drinking too much last night!
"The man was running down the street, holding himself to protect his dignity.
"It certainly wasn't what I was expecting to see at that time of the morning."
A Hampshire Police spokeswoman said the man, in his late 20s, had been reported to them by a motorist who was concerned for his welfare.
He was arrested shortly after 7am in nearby Salisbury Road and was detained under the Mental Health Act.
4:03am Saturday 10th May 2008
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CommentPosted by: 2Much, New Forest on 4:47am Sat 10 May 08
My mate saw this person and she had a stroke...unfortunate
ly..i couldn't reach!!
The olduns are the bestuns!!
My mate saw this person and she had a stroke...unfortunate
ly..i couldn't reach!!
The olduns are the bestuns!!
Posted by: ossiesaint, at the bar on 5:27am Sat 10 May 08
Make him touch his toes at Lyndhurst nick!
Make him touch his toes at Lyndhurst nick!
Posted by: Denzil, Chilworth on 6:37am Sat 10 May 08
"The man was running down the street, holding himself to protect his dignity."
Wrong - it's just that there was no bra for your tackle. Women do the same.
"The man was running down the street, holding himself to protect his dignity."
Wrong - it's just that there was no bra for your tackle. Women do the same.
Posted by: JB Soton, Gosport on 8:23am Sat 10 May 08
It will be this mini heatwave we are having poor love, he just could'nt handle it !
It will be this mini heatwave we are having poor love, he just could'nt handle it !
Posted by: Tony (tongue slightly in cheek), Sholing on 8:23am Sat 10 May 08
[italic]italic[/italic] Was it Crew 657 after a row with his boyfriend?
Was it Crew 657 after a row with his boyfriend?
Posted by: crew 657, slapping scum on 9:21am Sat 10 May 08
[quote][bold]Tony (tongue slightly in cheek)[/bold] wrote:
[italic]italic[/italic] Was it Crew 657 after a row with his boyfriend?[/quote] shut it scum. wasn't me cos i was with my carer all day yesterday. also i have a tiny willy and no hairs on my balls so i wouldn't do that
Tony (tongue slightly in cheek) wrote:
Was it Crew 657 after a row with his boyfriend?
shut it scum. wasn't me cos i was with my carer all day yesterday. also i have a tiny willy and no hairs on my balls so i wouldn't do that
Posted by: Banker on 9:26am Sat 10 May 08
[quote]reported to them by a motorist who was concerned for his welfare[/quote]
Yeh, right. Not just some prattish member of the public who can't stand anyone else having a bit of fun.
reported to them by a motorist who was concerned for his welfare
Yeh, right. Not just some prattish member of the public who can't stand anyone else having a bit of fun.
Posted by: rosie, new forest on 9:55am Sat 10 May 08
banker, whats fun about people watching some prat running butt naked down the road. kids could have seen this not to mention myself there are places for people to get naked such as there back gardens.
banker, whats fun about people watching some prat running butt naked down the road. kids could have seen this not to mention myself there are places for people to get naked such as there back gardens.
Posted by: RACHEL, EASTLEIGH on 10:03am Sat 10 May 08
Was probably a stag on his last night of freedom.
Was probably a stag on his last night of freedom.
Posted by: George The Dullard on 10:09am Sat 10 May 08
[quote][bold]rosie[/bold] wrote:
banker, whats fun about people watching some prat running butt naked down the road. kids could have seen this not to mention myself there are places for people to get naked such as there back gardens.[/quote] NAKED? The shame.
Just imagine if he had done something actually obscene.
His a tip Rosie, underneath everyone's clothes - including your own - is a naked person. I know this might repulse you, but it's nature.
Get over it and quit your whining.
rosie wrote:
banker, whats fun about people watching some prat running butt naked down the road. kids could have seen this not to mention myself there are places for people to get naked such as there back gardens.
NAKED? The shame.
Just imagine if he had done something actually obscene.
His a tip Rosie, underneath everyone's clothes - including your own - is a naked person. I know this might repulse you, but it's nature.
Get over it and quit your whining.
Posted by: rosie, new forest on 10:19am Sat 10 May 08
simply saying the is a time and a place for people to get naked okay and posting my views so go bully someone else DULLARD because you nothing but an idiot
simply saying the is a time and a place for people to get naked okay and posting my views so go bully someone else DULLARD because you nothing but an idiot
Posted by: patron, Soton on 11:27am Sat 10 May 08
Think its quite funny myself people need to lighten up abit. Hopefully there will naked women up the common this afternoon.
Think its quite funny myself people need to lighten up abit. Hopefully there will naked women up the common this afternoon.
Posted by: Banker on 12:03pm Sat 10 May 08
[quote][bold]rosie[/bold] wrote:
banker, whats fun about people watching some prat running butt naked down the road. kids could have seen this not to mention myself there are places for people to get naked such as there back gardens.[/quote] Who said it was fun for everyone? It was fun for the guy doing it. Well done on bringing out the old "won't somebody please think of the children!" nonsense though. I owe myself a tenner over that one
rosie wrote:
banker, whats fun about people watching some prat running butt naked down the road. kids could have seen this not to mention myself there are places for people to get naked such as there back gardens.
Who said it was fun for everyone? It was fun for the guy doing it. Well done on bringing out the old "won't somebody please think of the children!" nonsense though. I owe myself a tenner over that one
Posted by: Banker on 12:04pm Sat 10 May 08
[quote][bold]rosie[/bold] wrote:
simply saying the is a time and a place for people to get naked okay and posting my views so go bully someone else DULLARD because you nothing but an idiot[/quote] Bullying? All he's done is pointed out the flaw in your post. Your response? Calling him names. Who's the bully now?
rosie wrote:
simply saying the is a time and a place for people to get naked okay and posting my views so go bully someone else DULLARD because you nothing but an idiot
Bullying? All he's done is pointed out the flaw in your post. Your response? Calling him names. Who's the bully now?
Posted by: rosie, new forest on 12:14pm Sat 10 May 08
But nakedness is wrong and dirty. Personally, I hate the human naked body, so I think everyone else should be the same, and make sure kids grow up emotionally stunted by knowing this
But nakedness is wrong and dirty. Personally, I hate the human naked body, so I think everyone else should be the same, and make sure kids grow up emotionally stunted by knowing this
Posted by: lowe and behold, st marys hotseat on 12:48pm Sat 10 May 08
ANOTHER VICTIM OF THE CREDIT CRUNCH
ANOTHER VICTIM OF THE CREDIT CRUNCH
Posted by: Bungle Byers on 12:50pm Sat 10 May 08
Rosie you have some serious issues. If children did see this man they probably didn't take much notice, they must of seen thier mum and dad naked before. Your just a prude old woman. I never knew a naked body could make someone blush......... May we suggest that naked new borns are not shown on t.v anymore it may cause Rosie some offence.
Rosie you have some serious issues. If children did see this man they probably didn't take much notice, they must of seen thier mum and dad naked before. Your just a prude old woman. I never knew a naked body could make someone blush......... May we suggest that naked new borns are not shown on t.v anymore it may cause Rosie some offence.
Posted by: Upset, Lordshill on 1:30pm Sat 10 May 08
****, missed it....
Posted by: lowe and behold, st marys hotseat on 1:39pm Sat 10 May 08
[quote][bold]rosie[/bold] wrote:
But nakedness is wrong and dirty. Personally, I hate the human naked body, so I think everyone else should be the same, and make sure kids grow up emotionally stunted by knowing this[/quote] hey rosie how about we meet up and discuss this issue over a naked lunch! lol
rosie wrote:
But nakedness is wrong and dirty. Personally, I hate the human naked body, so I think everyone else should be the same, and make sure kids grow up emotionally stunted by knowing this
hey rosie how about we meet up and discuss this issue over a naked lunch! lol
Posted by: Hants, Ocean Village on 2:56pm Sat 10 May 08
In fairness, the guy had some balls! I wouldn't do it?
In fairness, the guy had some balls! I wouldn't do it?
Posted by: mymate done it, hants on 4:07pm Sat 10 May 08
what a laugh it was seeing the police chasing after him on foot, when they finally caught up with him they tried rugby tackling him & the coppers face went right into the mans dangly bits,ha ha ha lmfao, at least my mate won the 50 pence bet after all he did do what we dared & won the bet , next week his grandmothers gonna have a naked run around totton so be prepared for this one.
what a laugh it was seeing the police chasing after him on foot, when they finally caught up with him they tried rugby tackling him & the coppers face went right into the mans dangly bits,ha ha ha lmfao, at least my mate won the 50 pence bet after all he did do what we dared & won the bet , next week his grandmothers gonna have a naked run around totton so be prepared for this one.
Posted by: s4b on 4:23pm Sat 10 May 08
Will Crimewatch be doing a reconstruction ?
Will Crimewatch be doing a reconstruction ?
Posted by: ex so'ton, Abingdon on 8:08pm Sat 10 May 08
Nice to see something positive happening in Totton for once! Oh do get a life Rosie, please--or join a Convent and play Hymns all night long. Have fun!
Nice to see something positive happening in Totton for once! Oh do get a life Rosie, please--or join a Convent and play Hymns all night long. Have fun!
Posted by: Tony the voyeur, Sholing on 11:50pm Sat 10 May 08
[quote][bold]rosie[/bold] wrote:
banker, whats fun about people watching some prat running butt naked down the road. kids could have seen this not to mention myself there are places for people to get naked such as there back gardens.[/quote] [italic]italic[/italic] Just where do you live in the New Forest and do you have a spy hole in your garden fence?
rosie wrote:
banker, whats fun about people watching some prat running butt naked down the road. kids could have seen this not to mention myself there are places for people to get naked such as there back gardens.
Just where do you live in the New Forest and do you have a spy hole in your garden fence?
Posted by: King Mush, Woolston on 1:33am Tue 13 May 08
Mymate:
"next week his grandmothers gonna have a naked run around totton so be prepared for this one"
lol
We had a local granny streaking through Victoria Rd last summer. Two old codgers sitting on the bench "Ere - was that Mabel just went by?"
"Aye"
"What was she wearing?"
"Dunno - but it wanted ironing!"
Mymate:
"next week his grandmothers gonna have a naked run around totton so be prepared for this one"
lol
We had a local granny streaking through Victoria Rd last summer. Two old codgers sitting on the bench "Ere - was that Mabel just went by?"
"Aye"
"What was she wearing?"
"Dunno - but it wanted ironing!"
Posted by: ex so'ton, Abingdon on 8:50pm Wed 14 May 08
Just got back, but I see that the old ones are the best (jokes that is). lol.
Just got back, but I see that the old ones are the best (jokes that is). lol.
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